Wednesday One-liners, Yet Again

Guy: 100 bucks! Can you believe it? 100 bucks and all I had to do was suck on his toes for a while!

–Soho

Overheard by: J. B. Palka

Hobo preacher: You might as well just start wiping your ass with your
college diploma, because that’s all they’re good for anyway.

–Union Square