Girl to friend: I mean, he has an eating tutor.
Overheard by: Joel
Rabbi: Fasting is completely useless.
–Yom Kippur service, Temple Beth El
Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld
Girl on cell: No, I think her boobs are fake. There is no way you can be anorexic and have boobs like that. I know! They look so awful! Like balloons on a broomstick!
Overheard by: Vicksburg
Chick to friend: You can lose weight just by digesting.
–Main St & Roosevelt Ave, Flushing, Queens
Overheard by: Rita
Big black lady, stuck in the stall: Oh, hell no! I ain’t come in the bathroom for anorexic people!
–Stall #2, Ladies’ room, Barnes & Noble, 18th & 5th
Overheard by: Laughing in Stall #1