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Well, Whatever. Here, Have a Vegan Cigarette

Guy #1: You have to eat meat. People who don’t eat meat are pussies.
Guy #2: I don’t eat meat for two reasons: A) … Um, you know.

–7 train

Overheard by: kgiacg

  • Posted on December 27, 2007
  • Comebacks, Food, Idiots, On the Subway
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