Blonde on cell: It’s not a methadone program! You’re on methadone the whole time while you’re in there, but it’s not a methadone program!
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: PNY
Frat boy: It’s liquid cocaine, and it’s going to be legal for at least another year!
–Lion’s Head Bar, 108th & Amsterdam
Dude: You just spray it and then snort it…
–33 W 19th Street
Overheard by: Uh, I never did it like that..
Man on cell: Man, you’re always high! Remember that construction job? No, of course you don’t — ’cause you were high!
–72nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Isaiah Tanenbaum
Lead singer: I sweat coke at Bikram Yoga.
–Crash Mansion
Queer on cell: And the one thing I should’ve been buying myself — drugs — he was buying for me.
–23rd & 7th
Overheard by: MR
Attorney on phone: She may smoke pot, but she’s absolutely responsible!
–Midtown East
Overheard by: Opie
