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What? I Read Lips.

Drunk ass guy #1: (mumbles something drunk)
Drunk ass guy #2: What?
Drunk ass guy #1: (mumbles something drunk again)
Drunk ass guy #2: I can't hear you…I have a lazy eye!

–Gym Bar, Chelsea

  • Posted on August 11, 2015
  • Bars & Clubs, Body Parts, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Questions, Weirdness
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