…Which Is Really a Metaphor for Life, If You Think About It.

Metalhead #1, holding ice cream with fruit punch stain: Shit, am I bleeding?
Metalhead #2: Uhhh… No.
Metalhead #1: Then why is my ice cream red?
Metalhead #3: Dude, you're eating ice cream and drinking Hawaiian Punch.

–Irving Plaza

Overheard by: A metalhead