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…While I Go Rev the Getaway Car.

Big man waiting in line: Mom, it's organic, not robbery.
Mom: Okay, keep telling yourself that.

–Whole Foods

Overheard by: Jessica

  • Posted on August 8, 2009
  • Food, Men, Moms, Parents, Thievery, Whole Foods
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