Queer #1: But what if we got all the men in the school to jack off? Do you think it could fill the pool?
Queer #2: I don’t think so.
Queer #1: Really? We’re talkin every guy at school.
Queer #2: Well… maybe a kiddie pool. And even then it would probably only be a thin film.
Queer #1: What if they saved up their cum in jars for a week, and then dumped it in?
Queer #2: I can’t believe we’re having this conversation.
–Public Theater
Overheard by: gregumsdagreggy
