Drunk chick #1: You know, you were totally right. I come so much harder from anal!
Drunk chick #2: See! I told you it was the best. Except… Well… I told you about that one problem.
Drunk chick #1: Yeah, I know. Now I take the most enormous shits ever!
A gay couple is standing a few feet away, laughing hysterically.
Queer: Oh, honey, you’re preaching to the choir out here.
–Crobar, W 27th St
