With a Little More Drool and a Lot More AIDS

Tourist dad: Who’s that over there?
Tourist mom: That’s Yasser Arafat.
Tourist dad: Yasser Arafat? He sure is fat.
Tourist daughter: Kind of looks like Dad the time he put that towel over his head.

–Madame Tussaud’s, West 42nd Street

Overheard by: Celeste Pietrusza