Brooklyn girl #1: So I was in this restaurant and some guy asks the owner who I am and gets my phone number and calls me. That’s weird.
Brooklyn girl #2: That’s not weird, that’s cute.
Brooklyn girl #1: Yeah, but he was like 30.
Brooklyn girl #2: Ew, that’s weird.
–D train
Overheard by: Jen
Old man: Why do I have to download ringtones when it never rings anyway?
–Worldwide Plaza, 49th & 8th
Overheard by: mark manne
