Beefy Italian guy on cell: He’s got an equal opportunity to go fuck himself!
–3rd St & Ave A
Overheard by: Liz A.
Italian chick: My brother got so many velours — he got more velours than the stores!
–Staten Island Ferry
Cranky Italian: No, no, no! That’s my problem with this city! They never give you a full glass of wine!
–Midtown
Italian guy to four friends: No. Fuck you, motherfucker! I used it in a sentence — you define it!
–Spring & Mott
Overheard by: Douglas A. Cheesman II
Italian hardhat: Yo, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I found a girl with a little class, a little self-respect, that she’s not banging me two days after she knows me. I’m sorry if that upsets you.
–75th & Madison
Overheard by: Anne
Italian mobster, after turning down wrong aisle: Oh, sugar!
–Duane Reade, Fulton St
Overheard by: tj
