You Don’t Have to Be McStupid to Work Here, But It Helps!

Guy, 20s: Umm…the half & half curdled when I put it in my coffee.
McWorker: You want a napkin?
Guy, 20s: No, I want another coffee. The half and half curdled.

The McWorker pours him a new one and yells to someone way in the back: There’s something wrong with the cups!

–McDonald’s, Flatbush Ave & Snyder St