Girl on cell: What the fuck? I mean, if you want to say hi, just write it on my Facebook wall!
–116th & Broadway
Overheard by: alxie
Dude: I really want to sign up with eHarmony, but I can’t think of three things I am thankful for.
–8th & Broadway
Black teen girl: Can’t nobody talk shit about her now, ’cause they know we’re with her. I mean, she’s in our Top Three on MySpace!
–23rd & 8th
Sketchy doctor: I Google everything! I treat my patients with Google.
–Mt. Sinai School of Medicine, 98th & Madison
