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You Have to, Honey, or We Lose Our Lease

Four-year-old girl: Mommy, is this avant-garde?
Mom: Yes.
Four-year-old girl: Mommy, I like avant-garde.

–MoMA

  • Posted on November 17, 2014
  • Kids, MoMA, Moms, Words
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