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You Should Write for The Journal Of Irreproducible Results

Teen #1: Hey, since, like, they keep putting cement and buildings and stuff on the Earth, won’t it just keep gettin’ heavier and, like, explode?
Teen #2: You know what? I never thought about that!

–Grand Central

  • Posted on July 17, 2007
  • Grand Central, Idiots, Science, Teens, Weirdness
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