…You Should’ve Kept the 19‐Year‐Old on the Side!

50‐something guy #1: I mean, I like being with her, I just feel we have nothing to talk about.
50‐something guy #2: You have to admit it wasn’t really the conversation you got into the relationship for.
50‐something guy #1: I know. But I still wish we connected more.
50‐something guy #2, exasperated, suddenly much louder: Well, then you shouldn’t have left your wife for a 19‐year old!

–Asphalt Green Gym

Overheard by: Richard