You’ll Never Be the Man Your Mother Was.

Girlfriend: You could just be gay.
Boyfriend: I don’t want to be gay! I just wanna be a woman.

–Houston & Lafayette

Headline by: Paul S


· “‘Cause surgery is easier than coming out” – Becky

· “Be All You Can’t Be” – Mike D

· “Cant have a man-made pussy and eat it, too” – N. Delwood

· “Career day counselors never know what to expect” – peter

· “It’s all pillow fights and boobies ’til you start PMSing.” – mthy

· “Michael Jackson’s Cosmetic Surgery Consultation Gets Hostile” – kane, okc

· “The long-awaited yet unanticipted answer to ‘Tell me what you want, what you really, really want'” – cinekat

· “Transexual does not a homosexual make” – i like men too

· “Vaginas: The Consolation Prize” – sh

· “Your Phantom Limb Will Still Want To Stem The Rose” – elrobinder

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