You’re Dreaming If You Think They’re Interesting

Chick #1: One of my friend’s moms has unholy thoughts about Charlie Rose.
Chick #2: One of my friends has dreams about having sex with her family’s minivan. And not humping the side of it, either. We’re talking full on, riding the stick‐shift sex. Hmmm.
Chick #1: We run with an interesting crowd. 

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Overheard by: Djlindee