Benchwarmer #1: Yo man, what is that thing?
Benchwarmer #2: Oh, it’s a Verizon PDA. It has a typing pad, camera, and e-mail.
Benchwarmer #1: Wow. What doesn’t that thing do?
Benchwarmer #2: Suck my dick.
–Central Park baseball field
Benchwarmer #1: Yo man, what is that thing?
Benchwarmer #2: Oh, it’s a Verizon PDA. It has a typing pad, camera, and e-mail.
Benchwarmer #1: Wow. What doesn’t that thing do?
Benchwarmer #2: Suck my dick.
–Central Park baseball field
