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Ad: Kosher Toilet Paper— We Answer to a Lower Power

Lawyer: And what do you sell?
Jury candidate: I used to sell diamonds. Now, in the depression…I sell toilet paper to religious people.

–Centre Street

  • Posted on April 26, 2009
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