Almost As Much As I Hate the “Your Call Cannot Be Completed” Whore

(hurried suit squeezes into packed compartment of automated revolving door)
Automated female voice: Please step forward.
Suit, squishing forward: Eat me!
Automated female voice: Thank you.
Suit: God, I hate that cheery bitch.

–Marriott Marquis Hotel, Times Square

Overheard by: austin