Baseball fan #1: Oh, I’m going to get laid tonight.
Baseball fan #2: Are you going to call Alice?
Baseball fan #1: Oh no, you don’t understand my life, man! I’ve got this girl who just sits on a milk crate and sucks my cock!
Baseball fan #2: Dude!
Baseball fan #2: Where does she do this? On a crate? What?
Baseball fan #1: You don’t understand my life, man! She just does it wherever! I’m literally ready to smoke crack at any minute!
Baseball fan #2: Man, we don’t want to know.
Baseball fan #1: I’m ready to smoke crack at any minute! You just can’t control these things.
–Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: simon
