36‐year‐old bald clubster: There’s no way you’re 36. I’m 36, and there’s just no way.
36‐year‐old woman: No! Really, I am.
36‐year‐old bald clubster: What did you do – make a deal with the devil?
36‐year‐old woman: We’ve talked.
–Union Square
Overheard by: birdie
