Because Anyone Who Drinks Lychee Guava Peach-Flavored Vodka Cognac Is Hard-Up for Friends

Woman #1: Have you tried Lichido?
Woman #2: Is that a new kind of karate or something?
Woman #1: It’s a liquor.
Woman #2: Don’t you mean ‘kicker’?
Woman #1: Why do I talk to you?

–Astor Wines & Spirits, Astor Pl