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Bet He Can’t Make a Zucchini

Kid : What kind of things do you make?
Balloon-twisting clown: Animals, minerals, vegetables. That kind of thing.

–Gramercy Street Fair, 3rd Ave

  • Posted on May 15, 2006
  • Actors, Kids, Manhattan, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Questions, Stupidity
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