Bitch, Please! Her Favorite Candy is Nose

NYU girl: So my friend had a class with Mary‐Kate–
NYU boy: Uh huh.
NYU girl: –and they were all going around saying what their favorite books were. But when it got to Mary‐Kate, she just said, “Well, my favorite candy is a Tootsie Roll.”

–Chipotle, East 8th Street

Overheard by: monsi