(cop has police tape pulled across intersection to prevent pedestrians from walking while traffic is moving)
Ten‐year‐old kid, wearing gray sweatshirt and blue baseball cap: Why are you doing that?
Cop: We got a call about someone wearing a gray sweatshirt and blue baseball cap prowling the streets, so this is to keep you safe. Do you feel safe, kid?
Kid, looking terrified: Yeah?
–5th Ave & 47th St