Conversely, “Right Away, Sir” Means “I’m Gonna Pee in Your Soup”

New Waiter: So I learned a secret tonight. The words “Cheers” and “Brilliant” apparently mean “I’m going to leave you a bad tip”.
Old Waiter: You’re just now learning that? That’s Day One shit.

–Capital Grille, Midtown

Overheard by: Greg Rutter