Buying Shoes Is Your Answer to Everything.

Girl: So then I was like, “I want a otter for my birthday!”
Mom: Hmmm…
Girl: I thought it was so much more realistic than a platypus. They have poisonous heels, you know. My hand would fall off if I picked it up!
Mom: Why don't we just buy it shoes?

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Elizabeth