Canadia: *Sniff*

Mom: You wanna play with my iPod? I put your favorite Bieber songs on there.
Three‐year‐old: He not my favorite anymore.
Mom: He’s not? How come?
Three‐year‐old: Mommy, he’s just a white boy from Canada.

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: not a belieber