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Creepiest Pickup Line Ever

Guy: Can you get your backpack out of my back?
Boy: There’s nowhere to put it.
Guy: Why don’t you put it in your ass?

–M86 bus

  • Posted on October 21, 2005
  • Ass, Assholes, Etiquette, On the Bus, Public Transportation
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