Dude: You know what I did?! Grabbed my crotch once… Boom!
–Broadway & Prince
Overheard by: amused
Guy: … And then he shoved his crotch in my face and yelled, ‘Does this prove something?!’
–Rare, Bleecker St
Overheard by: Keezles
Blond guy: I had my head in that guy’s crotch so many times today. It was nuts.
–Coral Towers
Overheard by: No Pun Intended
Queer to fag hag: I don’t think he would mind so much that some Asian guy was fondling my crotch as much as he would be worried about the fact that I accepted a ride with a stranger.
–Urban Outfitters, Union Square
Overheard by: Mikey D. Wong
Small, unattended child, singing: Fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch!
–Columbia University
