Rich girl on cell: Three thousand for a one bedroom?! … That’s fine. I’m mad at my dad anyway.
–Q train to Coney Island
Guy to buddy: My father was a virgin the first time he had sex!
–86th & Park
Overheard by: you sure he still isnt?
JAP on cell: No, I’m not texting him back! I was more impressed by his father’s West Village brownstone than the sex we had in it.
–79th & Park
Overheard by: vibrant
Dude: Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy? My belly button, thank you!
–Bronx-bound 2 train
Overheard by: Niv
Woman on cell: Ah, but you are the father of many things, just as I am the mother of many things.
–26th & Park Ave South
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Big guy with Puerto Rican flag do-rag and huge stuffed animal, to small child: Don’tchu breaka my big Tweety. You breaka my big Tweety, I kill ju father.
–Coney Island Boardwalk
Overheard by: tommy z
