Woman: I’m so sick of boyfriends. I want to be single forever. Fingers and vibrators are it!
–43rd St. & 10th Ave.
Overheard by: Jenn X
Girl on cell: I’m telling you, the MTA is like a bad boyfriend. You’re all dressed up and ready to go and the fucking train doesn’t even show up! And the worst part is the next time you totally show up again, ready to go and just have to hope to God that the stupid train shows up. What the hell is that?
–45th & 8th
Black girl: It felt like I was losing my virginity all over again. That was some King Kong kind of shit.
–E train
Overheard by: Philip
