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Didn’t You Get the Gift Basket?

Man: Hey! It’s so great to run into you! I haven’t heard from you in so long!
Woman: Yeah, that’s because you didn’t call me after we slept together.

–50th between 5th & 6th

  • Posted on October 26, 2014
  • Ahhh! Real New Yorkers, Etiquette, One Night Stand, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Straight Trippin'
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