Chick to friend: He took a picture of his nephew and made it ugly… You know, like, with Photoshop? And they’re putting it on t-shirts and selling them!
–34th & Broadway
Overheard by: Jen
Angry employee on store intercom: Will the Easter Bunny please report to the photo center?
–Target, Queens
Overheard by: Chris
Girl: I want a picture of the Statue of Liberty’s ass!
–Statue of Liberty
Chick on cell: We took photos down our shirts while we watched trannies dance.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: McFreaky
Suit: That woman is not pretty. She needs all the Photoshop she can get.
–Soho
Overheard by: robyn
Hipster: So, did you get any good pictures of the brie?
–75th & York
Overheard by: Maya D
