Female coworker: Seven inches. That’s seven inches I’ve had taken out.
–1250 Broadway
Crazy, wigged Puerto Rican chick: There are so many different personalities, you know? Fifty-one states, fifty-one different personalities.
–Outside Home Night Club, 27th St, between 10th & 11th
Queer on cell: Well, everyone wants to be number one… Until they are number one… Then they want to be number five.
–Union Square
Asian airline rep: To all passengers waiting for standby information on flight, chances of getting on airplane are zero to none. Please, no more asking.
–LaGuardia
Teen trying on jacket: How does this look on me, on a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle?
–Virgin Megastore
Overheard by: Raoul
Guy on cell: I have two, three, or four siblings…
–9th & 7th, Park Slope
Overheard by: you can never be too sure
