Young man to lady: So, Anthony told me you got machine gun titties…?
–42nd St station
Overheard by: interested
Crazy lady waving cane at laughing skateboarder: That’s right! Run for your life, motherfucker! I’m on a hunt! And you’re the prey!
–Outside Barnes & Noble, Astor Pl
Overheard by: Sputnik5
Ghetto chick: … And then I got caught on a gun charge because my boyfriend pistol-whipped me when I was pregnant and I took the gun and chased him down the street with it. And you know that drug bust in far Rockaway last year? That shit was me! Haha… And my lawyer got me five years probation and now jail time — he took care of me, ya know? And he was a Jew… You know them Jews — all into they money and shit.
–E train
Little boy on scooter: I believe I can fly! I just got shot by the FBI!
–Lex & Broadway
Man, about freestyling partner: He was like the Mexican version of 50 Cent, ‘cept his name was 537 pesos, and he don’t need no gun — all he gots is his burrito and a hot dog.
–D train, from Coney Island
Overheard by: jennievil
High school girl to her friend: If she didn’t show up for the shooting, she is not going to show up for the bomb scare.
–F train
