Girl: This better be it, or I will pee on your leg. I’m serious this time.
–Union Square South
College girl: Wait. If you didn’t pee in a jar, then where did you pee?
–Broadway
Drunk chick: I can not give you a no-pee guarantee.
–25th & 6th
Coworker to another: I think I have to stand in the bathroom with you. I just can’t seem to get the right angle.
–Office, Midtown
Southern tourist lady looking at bathroom line: Well, can we pee on the street?
–Hirschfeld Theater
