Man looking at reflection in door: Yeah, I got a big dick. Girl, you know I got a big dick. Gimme some of that pussy.
–6 train, 103rd St
Jewish girl: I swear to you, his dick wasn’t any bigger than this! This piece of cheesecake! You should have seen the look on my face!
–Murray Hill Diner
Chick on cell: The phalluses got soft and were pulled offstage…
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Thug: Girl, I know you miss my dick head, but I’m at the Apple Store!
–Tekserve, W 23rd & 6th
Man: It’s Yom Kippur, and I’m here looking at Ian McKellen’s penis.
–King Lear performance, Brooklyn Academy of Music
Overheard by: a little shocked at its size
