Little boy to mail woman: FedEx is better than you!
–80th & West End
Little girl with hands on bull’s balls: Mommy, Mommy! Take a picture of me! I’m going to milk it!
–Wall St Bull
Four-year-old girl, referring to bull’s balls: Touch ’em, Daddy, touch ’em!
–Wall St Bull
Seven-year-old girl, hopping furiously on one leg: My legs are confusing me!
–Corson Ave, Staten Island
Overheard by: Matt
Young boy to mother: I wish you would stop blaming me for all of your life’s problems!
–40th & Broadway
Overheard by: Jay
