Dude: Civilizations have dried and died on my chest.
–D train
Tween: … And I’m like, ‘Hello, clit.’
–E Houston
Girl: I keep picturing your eye in my stomach.
–1 train
Overheard by: Emily
Little girl: Mom! That girl’s poking her eyebrow at me!
–70th & Broadway
Asian girl: I should be paying for all this. It’s just going to all end up on my face anyways.
–Food Emporium, Murray Hill
Overheard by: Jesse
