Man on cell: I have a rash there, too!
–LaGuardia
Overheard by: Ewww!
Girl to friends: So yeah, I found out today that I have second-hand ADD…
–86th & Broadway
Overheard by: the doc
Barker to another who spit on him: Man, why you spittin’? What if you got laryngitis? Your next customer’s gonna get AIDS!
–Astroland, Coney Island
Overheard by: Greg Costello
Feminine real estate broker guy on cell: … And then tuberculosis Betty walked in!
–Real estate office, 47th & Madison
Overheard by: Felago
Girl on cell: Honestly, if you have leukemia, you should not be doing coke.
–34th & 8th
