Ebony & Wednesday One-liners

Black woman: I kept telling him, “You don’t see a black woman from the ghetto every day.” He has to understand.

–51st Street station

Parking attendant: All the white people I know are crooks.

–Parking lot, 46th between 8th and 9th

Overheard by: eristic

Jewish Professor: …for example, we have the white people that vote, and we have the nig…bla…African-Americans that vote…

–NYU classroom