Either Way, Dane Cook Isn’t Very Funny

Girl #1: I think he is bipolar.
Girl #2: Umm…he’s dyslexic. There’s a big difference.

–Frank Sinatra School of the Arts High School

Headline by: PeterG

Runners‐Up:
· “Bi‐Curious Perhaps?” — muppet show
· “Either Way He’d Make a Perfect Phys Ed Instructor” — Ron D.
· “I’m Sorry…I Meant Diqolar” — Slater
· “You Say ‘Tomato’, I Say ‘Fuck You, I’ll Cut You!’ ” — Frank Vasquez

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