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Emeril’s Secret Workforce

Mom: What was it we needed to do again?
Daughter: Get pepper for the zombies.
Mom: Oh, yes, right.

–5th Ave

  • Posted on October 18, 2014
  • Food, Kids, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Moms, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
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