Guy: Man, I don’t have any money… I wish I was a prostitute.
–Jackson Heights
Overheard by: Kay
Man on cell: She ain’t gettin’ it. I’ll tell you what we’re going to do — we’re going to fire all the women. The one time a month we need ’em, we’ll hire hookers.
–Washington Square Park
Man on cell: Don’t call her a prostitute! That’s my mom you’re talking about. You lived with her — was she a prostitute then? No, she was not!
–92nd & 1st
Overheard by: Jessie’s Girl
Suit: So have you considered prostitution? I’m not saying you should do it, but have you thought about it?
–N train
Hipster: She was movie hooker! You hardly ever see a movie hooker in real life!
–Central Park
Overheard by: wondering what they were talking about
JAP on cell: Fulton Street is big! Not as big as your appetite for hookers, but big enough!
–Broadway & Nassau
Overheard by: nbtd
Guy to friends at table: My dad owns a crackwhore house, and he wonders why his electric bills are so high!
–Whole Foods, Union Square
Overheard by: Genna and Elaina
