Enough to Be Greedy, but Not Enough to Feel Guilty about It

Chick #1: Sometimes I wonder if my Jewishness has more to do with living in New York.
Chick #2: I totally know what you mean. Like, how Jewish would we be in California?

–7^th St, between 1^st & Ave A

Headline by: Kevin

Runners‐Up:
· “Fantastic Goyage” — j3rry
· “I Think More Than Madonna, Less Than Jesus” — alex gherardi
· “Like, Do These Tefillin, Like, Make My Wig Look Fat?” — Herbie McHebrew
· “Putting the El‐Al in LA” — kerm
· “We Still Wouldn’t Swallow, but We’d Spit Cooler” — RaindanceRichard

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