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Expecting Some Wednesday One‐liners?
Teen girl: Girl, you look
cute
pregnant! You should
stay
pregnant!
–2 train
Overheard by: n69n
Posted on
March 3, 2016
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On the Subway
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One-liners
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Pregnancy & Birth Control
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Stupidity
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Teens
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